土味情话英文版:

-我昨天做了一个噩梦。

-什么噩梦?

-没有你的梦。

-I had a bad dream yesterday.

-What kind of dream?

-A dream without you.

-你是什么血型?

-B型。

-不是,你是我的理想型。

-What’s your blood type?

-B.

-No, you are my type.

-你有打火机吗?

-没有。

-那你是怎么点燃我的心的?

-Have you got a lighter?

-No.

-Then how did you manage to set my heart on fire?

-我可以向你问路吗?

-你要去哪里?

-去你心里。

May I ask you the way?Which way?The way to your heart.

-你的脸上有一个东西诶。

-啥?

-有我的目光。

-There’s something on your face.

-What?

-My gaze.

你有地图吗?因为,我在你秋波里迷路了…

Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

土味情话英文版,最后一句堪称最高境界

我觉得你像我的一个亲戚

你像我爸的女婿

I think you look like a relative of mine.

You look like my father's son-in-law.

我好害怕自己要长蛀牙了哦。

因为你真的太甜了。

I'm afraid that I'm gonna have a tooth decay.

Because you are just so sweet.

- 你就像部照相机。

为什么这么说?

一看到你我就忍不住嘴角上扬。

- You just like a camera.

- Why?

- You make me smile whenever I see you.

告诉你一个坏消息。

我对你的想法已经不单纯了。

I have some bad news for you.

The way I think about you is no longer pure.

你最近是不是胖了?

为什么你在我心里的分量越来越重了呢?

-Have you gained weight lately?

Why are you weighing more and more in my heart?

-你是魔术师吗?

-啊?为什么?

-因为每次看到你,周围的一切都消失了。

-Are you a magician?

-Why?

-Because whenever I look at you, everything else disappeaers.

-不要再偷我东西了!

-什么东西?

-我的心。

-Don’t steal things from me anymore!

-What?

-My heart.

你累吗?

你都在我心里跑一天了。

Are you tired?

You’ve been running in my head for a whole day.